Tuesday 27 December 2011

Happy New Year Everyone

Christmas comes and Christmas goes

Totally bloated with a further extension of the waistband needed urgently.

Mind befuddled by too much drink.

Eyes weary with too much television.

Ears ringing with Cliff Richard's singing about blasted Mistletoe and Wine.

Cheeks sore with the tears shed for Eastenders,Corrie and Emmerdale .

Mouth set in a permanent smile after watching Morecambe and Wise.

Lack of sleep because of all the foregoing.

Broke again and waiting for a New Years Card from the Bank Manager


Roll on next Christmas



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