The continueing story about the best 'Seat in the House'

Following on from the last blog regarding the saga of the toilet seat I can now report that we are back in business and we now relax surrounded by our own soft paper and reading matter.

I must admit that we are really pleased that we can now get back into the habit of going at the drop of the hat instead of planning the procedures like a military exercise which could on occasions involve neighbours, parking meter attendants, filling stations and satellite navigation systems.

The new seat is in a very delicate shade of white and has a very modern 'Soft Closing mechanism' for both the seat and the cover. We have spent the last hour taking turns in lifting them open and letting them close just to be certain that we have the timing correct and ensuring that no major entrapments can occur.

The whole episode of this Toilet Drama has left me quite traumatised and it was relatively easy for the Lady of the House to talk me into a new Condiments Set (I suppose that is the right terminology for a toilet roll storage holder and a toilet cleaning brush) to go with the throne.

Enough of this drivel, I want to go a spend some time with my new toy.

Just one last point. If you want the same pleasure as us in the toilet do not go to the Big Queer place because they sell rubbish. Real  pleasure comes from HOMEBASE. They are very very nice people.

Bye for now.