Following on from the last blog regarding the saga of the toilet seat I can now report that we are back in business and we now relax surrounded by our own soft paper and reading matter.
I must admit that we are really pleased that we can now get back into the habit of going at the drop of the hat instead of planning the procedures like a military exercise which could on occasions involve neighbours, parking meter attendants, filling stations and satellite navigation systems.
The new seat is in a very delicate shade of white and has a very modern 'Soft Closing mechanism' for both the seat and the cover. We have spent the last hour taking turns in lifting them open and letting them close just to be certain that we have the timing correct and ensuring that no major entrapments can occur.
The whole episode of this Toilet Drama has left me quite traumatised and it was relatively easy for the Lady of the House to talk me into a new Condiments Set (I suppose that is the right terminology for a toilet roll storage holder and a toilet cleaning brush) to go with the throne.
Enough of this drivel, I want to go a spend some time with my new toy.
Just one last point. If you want the same pleasure as us in the toilet do not go to the Big Queer place because they sell rubbish. Real pleasure comes from HOMEBASE. They are very very nice people.
Bye for now.
The thoughts, moans, current hates and opinions from an old man of 75. Although I try to write in a light cheerful way, the reasons for the blogs are brought about because something has poked me into commenting on my deepest thoughts.
Tuesday 26 April 2011
Sunday 24 April 2011
I lead such an exciting Life now!!
Have you seen the film 'The mirror cracked'?
It does not matter whether you have or have not as this blog is not about it at all.
My drama is about 'The toilet seat cracked'.Perhaps more of a 'Bog Story' rather than a blog.
On Friday night our beloved close intimate friend of about seven years decided enough was enough and it cracked through one side fortunately without injury to either of it's most frequent customers.
A hasty repair was made using brown sticky tape so as it would not be in pain during the night. By that, perhaps I should say, so it could not cause injury to any of its visitors during the hours of darkness.
So, up early Saturday to go furniture hunting for a replacement.
Now, I should explain to anyone who has not visited our throne, that it was a silver sparkly one which when the light played on it made it shimmer and look really pretty!!!!
We decided that the best place to obtain a replacement was were the first one came from and we proceeded with great expectations to the place which sells Barbecues and Quite a lot of other stuff.
After touring the display of some twelve or fifteen throne seats and co-opting the help of a charming assistant it was to our dismay that we learnt that 'Sparkly ones were no longer available' So time for a change of design. What would it be? Wood? No. Patterned? No.Coloured? No.Oval hole? Not sure. Square top? Maybe.Lip over, chrome hinges, concealed hinges, Two years guarantee, £8 or £59. What a choice.
After a desperate period of discussion, we chose a White, standard hole, lip over with cushion closing seat mechanism which was on display for £29. Yes, that's the one but then the horrible news that the 'Computer says NO because they have run out of stock and these are not expected in for at least ten days.
Fearing for our lives, no, well you know what I mean, we decided to continue the search for something along the same lines and there it was. A higher quality item with the same vital statistics as the last one but more expensive---£35. We bit the bullet and came out of the store with our nice new throne seat all boxed up in an unopened box.
Quick, get home and fix it. No, let's do some more shopping, have a drink and then quickly fix the new seat before it becomes too urgent.
Home at last. Unbolt the old seat!! Well no, because of corrosion spend the next ten minutes struggling to cut of the old bolts with a hacksaw whilst lying on my back. Open the box and let's get the new beautiful seat fitted. Open the heat sealed polythene bag of fittings and..................Where are the hinge blocks?.
So, lets have a quick check on the state of play. No toilet seat fitted, Old one now in pieces, New one cannot be fitted, Both parties getting a bit worried after the drinks earlier.
OK, lets see how good the Store will be to us on this Easter weekend if we plead old age , no transport and desperate. Answer-- bring it back and we will change it-----can I speak to the Manager-------hold on-----------he has gone off duty--------can I speak to the next person in charge---------will you hold----------------explain the situation again and can someone bring the fittings over to me---------no the next delivery is Tuesday---------------is there not some nice Good Samaritan coming my way--------will ring you back--------------------------yes one of the showroom staff will drop it in to you---------Thank you very much for your help.
Knock on the door and a very very very nice man called Colin comes in with a new box which we empty so that the old seat and such fittings that were there can be taken back by Colin that very very nice man.
Right, lets fix the new seat. Two washers are missing from the pack but I can overcome that.
Fix the se__a_________t. Wrong seat possibly one from their cheapest range but it is in white..
Lets give up until Tuesday or perhaps if we are very lucky Easter Monday to sort this mess out. Up until then it is only a short walk to next door or a short ride to the Public Toilets in the Square.
In the meantime watch what we eat and drink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perhaps there will be a follow up to this blog. Who knows until then.
It does not matter whether you have or have not as this blog is not about it at all.
My drama is about 'The toilet seat cracked'.Perhaps more of a 'Bog Story' rather than a blog.
On Friday night our beloved close intimate friend of about seven years decided enough was enough and it cracked through one side fortunately without injury to either of it's most frequent customers.
A hasty repair was made using brown sticky tape so as it would not be in pain during the night. By that, perhaps I should say, so it could not cause injury to any of its visitors during the hours of darkness.
So, up early Saturday to go furniture hunting for a replacement.
Now, I should explain to anyone who has not visited our throne, that it was a silver sparkly one which when the light played on it made it shimmer and look really pretty!!!!
We decided that the best place to obtain a replacement was were the first one came from and we proceeded with great expectations to the place which sells Barbecues and Quite a lot of other stuff.
After touring the display of some twelve or fifteen throne seats and co-opting the help of a charming assistant it was to our dismay that we learnt that 'Sparkly ones were no longer available' So time for a change of design. What would it be? Wood? No. Patterned? No.Coloured? No.Oval hole? Not sure. Square top? Maybe.Lip over, chrome hinges, concealed hinges, Two years guarantee, £8 or £59. What a choice.
After a desperate period of discussion, we chose a White, standard hole, lip over with cushion closing seat mechanism which was on display for £29. Yes, that's the one but then the horrible news that the 'Computer says NO because they have run out of stock and these are not expected in for at least ten days.
Fearing for our lives, no, well you know what I mean, we decided to continue the search for something along the same lines and there it was. A higher quality item with the same vital statistics as the last one but more expensive---£35. We bit the bullet and came out of the store with our nice new throne seat all boxed up in an unopened box.
Quick, get home and fix it. No, let's do some more shopping, have a drink and then quickly fix the new seat before it becomes too urgent.
Home at last. Unbolt the old seat!! Well no, because of corrosion spend the next ten minutes struggling to cut of the old bolts with a hacksaw whilst lying on my back. Open the box and let's get the new beautiful seat fitted. Open the heat sealed polythene bag of fittings and..................Where are the hinge blocks?.
So, lets have a quick check on the state of play. No toilet seat fitted, Old one now in pieces, New one cannot be fitted, Both parties getting a bit worried after the drinks earlier.
OK, lets see how good the Store will be to us on this Easter weekend if we plead old age , no transport and desperate. Answer-- bring it back and we will change it-----can I speak to the Manager-------hold on-----------he has gone off duty--------can I speak to the next person in charge---------will you hold----------------explain the situation again and can someone bring the fittings over to me---------no the next delivery is Tuesday---------------is there not some nice Good Samaritan coming my way--------will ring you back--------------------------yes one of the showroom staff will drop it in to you---------Thank you very much for your help.
Knock on the door and a very very very nice man called Colin comes in with a new box which we empty so that the old seat and such fittings that were there can be taken back by Colin that very very nice man.
Right, lets fix the new seat. Two washers are missing from the pack but I can overcome that.
Fix the se__a_________t. Wrong seat possibly one from their cheapest range but it is in white..
Lets give up until Tuesday or perhaps if we are very lucky Easter Monday to sort this mess out. Up until then it is only a short walk to next door or a short ride to the Public Toilets in the Square.
In the meantime watch what we eat and drink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perhaps there will be a follow up to this blog. Who knows until then.
Saturday 23 April 2011
Friday 8 April 2011
PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THE FOLLOWING. IT'S HAPPENING NEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Scam phone call claiming to be from Windows support
original title: ammyy.comI have just had a phone call from someone claiming to be from windows support claiming my computer has told them it's full of viruses. I was taken to a website called ammyy.com where the caller gained control of my computer and showed me my computer had 1000s of viruses apparently because I was running windows vista instead of windows 7 meaning my Mcafee security won't work properly. I was told it would normally cost £400 to remove viruses and upgrade to windows 7 but they could do it for £160. At this point I said I couldn't afford it so they offered to remove the viruses for £60. I again said no and at this point they hung up. Are ammyy.com a legit partner of windows? Is my computer full of 1000s of viruses? Will I have security issues after they have had remote control of my computer? YES YOU WILL.
Monday 4 April 2011
They have done it again!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL CARS ARE 100% DEGRADABLE AND COME WRAPPED IN A HANDY PLASTIC BAG
Tesco has launched into the second-hand car market..
Tescocars.com will reward shoppers with 2,000 Tesco Clubcard points.
It aims to offer good deals by supplying car stocK direct from the source and claims each car will go through a 167-point independent inspection by the RAC, including a ramp inspection and road test.
"There's no pressure, no hard sell. You can select and buy your car from the comfort of your own home and, just like your weekly shop, we will even deliver it to your front door."
The group said it wants to offer a trusted and convenient second-hand car service, with a seven-day, money-back guarantee if buyers are unhappy with their purchase.
Saturday 2 April 2011
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